Patient Name
Charles Montgomery Burns
Marital Status
Single
Age
104 years +/-
Case Symptoms
Greed
Workaholism
Dementia
Narcissism
strange affection for stuffed bear 'Bobo'
power freak (i.e. over powering need for complete controll and large amounts of money)
Notes
Many of the patient's symptoms are overlapping, especially greed, workaholism, and power freak. These will all be summerized under Money
Money
The patient is a cut-throat business man. Sadly, some of his tactics are not healthy. He has a strong urge for more money and most of his life choices are based on the aquisition of more cash. As observed during his owning and operating of a casino, the patient is willing to sacrifice personal hygiene for more money, which generally means working absurdly long hours. The patient displays a true obsession for his job. Mr. Burns' need for money leads to his need for power. He is always trying to hatch a plan that would put everyone (and their pocketbooks) at his mercy. He has tried everything from blotting out the sun to presenting himself as an all powerful god.
Dementia
Although not a strong symptom, the patient's deteriorating mental status could become very serious. Presently, he just seems to forget peoples' names (mainly employee Homer Simpson)
Narcissism
An inflated ego has driven the patient to the top. It has not made him many friends, though.
Strange Affection for 'Bobo'
The patient lost a stuffed teddy bear that he was very close to at a young age. His reunion with the bear brought back repressed emotions that put him at a greater risk of injury.
Final Thoughts
The patient's winning smile makes up for all of his personality flaws